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My Answers to Fan Questions

  • * I am not on "House." That’s Omar Epps.

    * I did not stop acting after “40 Year Old Virgin” and please stop yelling, “Ho fa' sho!’" when I’m with my mother.

    * I do not post penis videos. "Prison Logic" is a movie, NOT real life.

    * Since "40 Year Old Virgin" I've played significant roles in films such as "Blades of Glory," "Baby Mama," “Think Like A Man,” “Think Like A Man, Too” and "Night School." All of which were #1 box office hits in theaters across America.

    * I play Rome on an ABC show called "A Million Little Things" but in real life my name is Rom (pronounced Rahm).

    * I am not depressed. My character, Rome on "A Million Little Things" is depressed.

    * Yes, I can rap. Here's a taste: Romany Malco Raps

    * I would do more films if I liked more of the roles being offered to me.

    * I play conspiracy theorist, Jaylen in the comedic film, "Night School" opposite Kevin Hart and Tiffany Haddish.

    * Yes, I am bald in real life, just not as bald as Jaylen.

    * My character, Conrad Shepard slept with Nancy Botwin on "Weeds." I (personally) have not slept with Mary-Louise Parker...yet.

    * I do not smoke, grow or sell weed like my character on "Weeds," so please stop sending me marijuana.

    * My name is not Zeke the Freak, and I am not dating Meagan Good. She is happily married.

    * No, I was not working as a doorman when hired by Tina Fey & Amy Poehler to play 'Oscar the Doorman' in "Baby Mama."

    * I played the character, Lonnie opposite Robert DeNiro, Michael Douglas, Morgan Freeman and Kevin Kline (NOT Kevin Hart) in the film "Last Vegas." You can ask your grandparents all about it. I'm sure they've seen it twice.

    * Just because my characters were gay in both "Blades of Glory" (opposite Will Ferrell) and “A Little Bit of Heaven” (opposite Kate Hudson), does not mean I am gay in real life. I'm still straight as mosquito dick.

    * Most I've ever been paid to do a film is - one, none of your business...and two, it's still none of your business.

    * What happened to "Mad Dogs?" I answer that here: What Happened to Mad Dogs?

    * I was born in Brooklyn but raised in Trinidad and the USA.

    * I lived in Puerto Rico until Hurricane Irma. I now live in Vancouver, Canada and I am one of 4 black people here.

    * No. Puerto Rico is not in Mexico. It is in the Caribbean. 

    * I am not married but I have been with the same Puerto Rican lady for four years. Yes, she speaks English. Yes, we are happy. Yes, we take care of each other. Yes, she's an American citizen.

    * No, I am not interested in a side-chick.

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